A WALK IN THE SNARK is here, baby!
So yea, it’s here.
What, you ask? Oh, just my book, that’s all. Ya know, that thing that takes me from writer to author. No biggie.
(This is where I use exclamation marks, so put on your seat belts.)
Yea, baby! I’m a published author! #ohyeauhhuhthatsmynameonthatbook
Okay, I’m done. (For now. It comes in waves.)
I hope you’ll check out my new ebook over at Smashwords. It’s priced at a quite reasonable $1.99 this week only.
Also, as part of the Indie Book Collective’s Blog Tour de Force promotion, this Wednesday is my day on our virtual blog tour. So come back and visit to be entered to win a free Kindle preloaded with all twelve authors’ fabulous ebooks, Amazon gift cards, gift baskets, and all kinds of cool stuff, plus even more fun prizes specific to my book and site.
I’m looking to beat all the other authors and get at least 200 comments here on my blog…can you help me make that happen? (I know, this isn’t a competition or anything…but stilll…can ya?) THIS WEDNESDAY, 1/26! Tell your friends.
All visitors get a FREE COPY of my ebook and entries into our free Kindle drawing.
Who wouldn’t want to do that?
Let me know what you think of my book–good, bad or indifferent. I’ll be over here chillin. Me, the vodka, the coffee, and the snark.
We’re all gonna have a good time.
We deserve it.
rachelttestblog 
So happy for you Rachel – I'll be back on Wednesday ; ) Congratulations!
oh YAY! Very excited about this – I will also see you on Wednesday!
(Just so you know, I went back and removed an exclamation point after YAY. You make me think about my punctuation and I appreciate that.)
;)t
Congratulations Rachel! I hope you get a metric shit-ton of sales and in a couple of weeks time I see you on The Daily Show taking about it to the shouty presenter man!
G (@dartacus)
Thanks ladies!
Exclamation point usage is perfectly acceptable here so knock yourselves out.
Carry on…
That's it. I wanna be just like you when I grow up. Exclamation point.
Awesome!!! Soak it up and add some bling. Because when you're already shining, bling magnifies the effect!!! <-and, between me and you? I gave absolutely no thought as to how many !'s points I'm using here - other than to use as many as I possibly could! Really!! I swear!!! Murphy 😀
Rachel, you got it! I'm there! Wednesday! Congrats on your ebook! It's a ton of fun crossing the line from writer to author. In your case, I think you will have people reading your book, so that's even better! Yay! 🙂
Thanks peeps!
It's been crazy getting this baby loaded up but totally worth it. I love hearing from all of you and can't wait to find out your thoughts and comments.
Come back on Wednesday for the blog tour insanity. #yeababy
Congratulations Rachel, you are by far my most favorite coffeeholic! I can't wait to see you zoom off into the stratosphere! I know your book is going to rock, well because, your blog totally rocks! Wishing you unbelievable success! I'm really happy for you and can't wait to watch the fireworks that are to come.
Greg
Congrats, Rachel!!!!!!!!!! Well done! Back on Wednesday!
I'll be back on tomorrow! I guess I am a little ahead of the tour!
Congrats on getting published Hun. So happy for you. Maybe one day it'll be my turn – must have a finished story first I guess. Heh.
What's the catch on the free e-book?
Wishing you much success with your book, Rachel… with your wit, how can you fail? Congratulations!
Rachel,
My favorite line from your book's first chapter is “He is doing YOU a favor, after all. It is singularly YOUR trash, you know.” My husband does a lot of the things you speak of, but the trash boggles my mind more then anything else! He does spray his stink away by the way! Yeah for me!
Laura Weakley
newschiff@mac.com
Guess who? Best Wishes lady, you deserve EVERY success that comes your way :OD
Seriously, STOP guessing. It's a figure of speech.
Muah!
Congratulations, Author! What is the best way to download to my iphone? You know me, too busy to look, just give me the link! I'll read as I fly to my next meeting xoxo
So excited. So jealous. About the vodka, I mean. Oh yeah. And the book, too.
(are you kidding? how freaking awesome! you go, lady… A.U.T.H.O.R)
Congratulations of the most enthusiastic kind.
Cheers to you ~
Alright, alright! What a cool lady I get to have as an aunt! Congratulations!